File this one under: bad ideas. A man faked his own kidnapping after a two-week absence in order to escape the anger of his girlfriend.

　　把这个故事归于这一类：糟糕的主意。在无故消失了两周之后，一男子制造了自己被绑架的假象，以防止自己的女友生气。

　　The New York Post reports that 36-year-old Rahmell Pettway of Brooklyn was away for two weeks. Upon returning, he staged a kidnapping scene.

　　纽约邮报报道称，布鲁克林36岁的Rahmell Pettway消失了两周的时间，在回来之后，他制造了被绑架的现场。

　　Police found Pettway tied with duct tape in the middle of the street. Police questioned him, and he said that two men in a minivan kidnapped him on Feb. 19 and kept him tied up before dumping him. The role of tape was still attached to his wrists, a rather obvious clue that something was amiss with Pettway's story.

　　警方发现Rahmell Pettway被胶带系在马路中间。警察询问他，他说两个小货车里的男子在2月19日绑架了他，在将他抛弃在这里之前一直绑架着他。胶带的一段还遗留在他的手腕上，这一明显的证据说明Rahmell Pettway的故事里遗漏了一些东西。

　　Eventually, Pettway admitted to the ruse and copped to filing a false report with the police. His explanation: He was scared of facing his special lady. It was unclear where he really was during the fake kidnapping.

　　最终，Rahmell Pettway承认了自己的诡计和向警方做了虚假的报告。他的解释是，他害怕面对自己特别的女友。现在还不清楚在这段假绑架事件期间他到底去了哪里。

　　A law enforcement source didn't hold back when speaking to the Post, dismissing the man as "a total moron." The source called the fake kidnapping "a pathetic attempt to pull the wool [over the girlfriend's] eyes."

　　一位执法人员在接受纽约邮报采访时没有任何的隐瞒，他说这个男子“完全是一个白痴。”他称这次假绑架事件是“(对女友的)一次可悲的障眼法实践”。

　　No word on her reaction to the fact that her boyfriend would rather lie to the police than tell her the truth.

　　还没有关于Rahmell Pettway女友对此事件反应的报告，她的男友宁可对警方撒谎，也不愿和她说实话。