实用英语推荐：孩子们写给大人的爆笑信件

In this digital age, there's nothing better than receiving a good old-fashioned letter. Especially when it's written by a child.

在这个数字时代，没有什么能比收到一封老式信件更好的了，特别是当写信的人是孩子的时候。

Whether it's checking up on Santa's reindeer, asking dad's work to give him a day off or sending notes to the postman, our little angels can have the sweetest of intentions when it comes to writing notes. Well, most of the time, anyway.

无论是询问圣诞老人驯鹿的近况，要求爸爸的公司给他放一天假，还是写信给邮递员，我们的小天使们在写信的时候可以有最甜蜜的意图。嗯，反正大部分时间是这样的。

From brutal honesty to unflattering illustrations, these children's literary masterpieces are too good not to be shared - which is what their parents did online.

从残酷的诚实到坦率的插图，这些儿童的佳作若不共享就太浪费 – 而这正是他们的父母在网上做的。

But one thing is for sure, kids certainly love their mothers.

但有一点可以肯定的是，孩子们绝对喜欢他们的母亲。

Brendan writes his message in a heart, saying 'thank you mom for making me food so I don't die'. At least his mother knows what she's there for.

布兰登在一个心形图案里写道：“感谢妈妈为我做饭，所以我没有死掉。”至少他的母亲知道她存在的意义了。

In another funny message, one kid writes their mum a poem with a rather telling simile: 'Roses are red, just like your face when dad eats our snack'.

在另一张有趣的纸条中，一个孩子给自己的妈妈写了首诗，其中有一个相当生动的比喻：“玫瑰是红色的，就像爸爸吃我们的零食时您的脸”。