实用英语推荐:中外最强毒舌: 该不该买苹果Apple Watch?
来源: 环球网校 2018-12-11 11:17:10 频道: 实用英语

中外网友站起来,一起来喷苹果表(Apple Watch)!

槽点一:它特么不防水!

@chris not even water proof. Water resistant won't even stand up to a tripto the shower and holds no guarantees at all. Here we are in 2015 and we canteven see a water proof smart watch..........

不防水啊喂!洗澡不能戴啊喂!完全无保障啊喂!我们是在2015年啊居然没有防水智能表啊卧槽!

PS: Sony has the smart watch 3 which is built with stainless steel and iscompletely waterproof.

追加:索尼智能表三代不锈钢制,防水无压力。

@张帅jeremy 不防水增加了变马赛克机率,洗手粗犷和洗澡不爱摘饰品的盆友切记,古巨基们慎带

小编总结:虽然后来官方追加1米水深30分钟无压力,但是土豪们还是要小心,别泡个澡12万没了==

槽点二: 18小时电量

@Zantorb 18 hour battery life...? So if you wear it all day then you haveto charge it every evening....

18小时电量?所以你戴一整天然后每晚TM还要充电?!

@Dunedin LG watch can last up to 3 days if used as a watch, 2 if used forchecking messages and a hands free device, and a single day if treated like anew toy.

LG表当普通表用待机3天,如果查收信息做免提设备待机2天,当新玩具耍待机1天。

@汪云青-1975 电动车不能出城,苹果Watch不能过夜。

@木木傑L-ing:24-18=6,一天睡不够6小时都不好意思戴表——bill gates

小编总结:以后上班上学迟到了,你们可以这样解释——对不起,我的苹果表没电了……所以记得,以后要把充电宝绑在身上,随关表随充电。

槽点三:12万8一只表?!人傻钱多带你装X带你飞

@Cykosis Sorry fools are soon to be parted with their money

傻蛋们,你们马上要和钞票生死别离了!

@John Elliot Smith a 'Karat'? Is that like 'krap'?

小编注解:Karat作为黄金(钻石)的重量单位,krap(正确拼法为crap)意为扯蛋,废物……nice双关,get?

@预售小易:卖肾已经不够用了,这次真的要卖身才行么

@ALi_CC君:以后去饭店吃饭买单,边伸手边跟服务员说"你扫我这块表"……

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